The Hymns and Carols of Christmas

Silent Mac, Broken Mac!

Author Unknown

To The Tune of "Stille Nacht," by Franz Gruber, 1818
MIDI / Noteworthy Composer

1. Silent Mac, broken Mac!
System bombed, screen went black.
Books suggested things; I tried 'em all:
Shift key, desktop file, clean reinstall.
Now my deadline is tight,
This Mac's been silent all night.

2. Violent night, horrible night!
Lost my cool, filled with spite,
Threw my Mac through the balcony door
Watched it fall from the 20th floor,
Now I'm sleeping in peace;
Thank God I had it on lease.

 

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