The Hymns and Carols of Christmas

The Little Spammer Boy

By Leah Roberts

To The Tune of Little Drummer Boy

1. "Spam," they told me
Pa rup a pum pum
"A fortune in 6 weeks"
Pa rup a pum pum
"Our finest list we bring"
Pa rup a pum pum
"Soon you will hear ka-ching"
Rup a pum pum, rup a pum pum, rup a pum pum
"We have not lied to you"
Pa rup a pum pum
"(Boy, are you dumb)"

2. So I played the game
Pa rup a pum pum
Landed in the Hall of Shame
Pa rup a pum pum
Lost my dropbox and site
Pa rup a pum pum
Work in Burger King tonight
Rup a pum pum, rup a pum pum, rup a pum pum
What a fool am I
Pa rup a pum pum
(Yes, I was dumb)