Jingle Bells, Prison Cells
Words by Bill Dekle
To The Tune of JINGLE BELLS
Jingle bells, prison cells
Felon all the way!
Oh what fun to pull a con
On the good ole USA.
Missile stuff, big pay off,
Loss of liberties.
He's the boss, it's not his loss,
But yours, you stupid twits.
A lie or two ago, I thought I'd tell a tale
And then an Intern almost got me into jail.
Hillary is mad, of course that's nothing new.
In fact, maybe a jail cell's best, if Monica's there, too.
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