The Hymns and Carols of Christmas

The Twelve Days of Yule

By Morley Dotes

Loosely Based On The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Yule my true love gave to me,
A mallet made from red mahogany.

On the second day of Yule my true love gave to me,
Two spammers' heads
And a mallet made from red mahogany.

On the third day of Yule my true love gave to me,
Three closed relays
Two spammers' heads
And a mallet made from red mahogany.

On the fourth day of Yule my true love gave to me,
Four NANAE-ites
Three closed relays
Two spammers' heads
And a mallet made from red mahogany.

On the fifth day of Yule my true love gave to me,
Five Whi-ite Hats!
Four NANAE-ites
Three closed relays
Two spammers' heads
And a mallet made from red mahogany.

On the sixth day of Yule my true love gave to me,
Six spammers whining
Five Whi-ite Hats!
Four NANAE-ites
Three closed relays
Two spammers' heads
And a mallet made from red mahogany.

On the seventh day of Yule my true love gave to me,
Seven Kooks a-babbling
Six spammers whining
Five Whi-ite Hats!
Four NANAE-ites
Three closed relays
Two spammers' heads
And a mallet made from red mahogany.

On the eighth day of Yule my true love gave to me,
Eight Afterburners
Seven Kooks a-babbling
Six spammers whining
Five Whi-ite Hats!
Four NANAE-ites
Three closed relays
Two spammers' heads
And a mallet made from red mahogany.

On the nineth day of Yule my true love gave to me,
Nine Attorneys Gen'ral
Eight Afterburners
Seven Kooks a-babbling
Six spammers whining
Five Whi-ite Hats!
Four NANAE-ites
Three closed relays
Two spammers' heads
And a mallet made from red mahogany.

On the tenth day of Yule my true love gave to me,
Ten Nick Nicholases
Nine Attorneys Gen'ral
Eight Afterburners
Seven Kooks a-babbling
Six spammers whining
Five Whi-ite Hats!
Four NANAE-ites
Three closed relays
Two spammers' heads
And a mallet made from red mahogany.

On the eleventh day of Yule my true love gave to me,
Eleven EROLS LARTs
Ten Nick Nicholases
Nine Attorneys Gen'ral
Eight Afterburners
Seven Kooks a-babbling
Six spammers whining
Five Whi-ite hats!
Four NANAE-ites
Three closed relays
Two spammers' heads
And a mallet made from red mahogany.

On the twelfth day of Yule my true love gave to me,
Twelve Ritzmans trolling
Eleven EROLS LARTs
Ten Nick Nicholases
Nine Attorneys Gen'ral
Eight Afterburners
Seven Kooks a-babbling
Six spammers whining
Five Whi-ite hats!
Four NANAE-ites
Three closed relays
Two spammers' heads
And a mallet made from red mahogany.

 

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