Loosely Based On The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas, computing gave to me
Twelve Green Card postings
Eleven e-mail flamings
Ten new Web sites
Nine-gigabyte disks
Eight-node SMPs
Seven erotic GIFs
Six new screensavers
Fifth version of Perl
Four color lasers
Three ATM lines
Two Power Macs
And .99 Pentiums for my PC.