The Hymns and Carols of Christmas

The Twelve Computerized Days of Christmas

Loosely Based On The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me

Twelve blown-out circuits

Eleven damaged diskettes

Ten disk-drive lockouts

Nine burnt-out fuses

Eight worthless printouts

Seven system resets

Six I/O spasms

Five blank cassettes

Four garbled saves

Three loose plugs

Two key bounces

And a glitch on the video screen