The Hymns and Carols of Christmas

Traffic Jam

By C. Jarboe

To The Tune of Jingle Bells

MIDI / Noteworthy Composer

Driving Through the smog
On the freeways of LA
weaving 'round road hogs
Grumbling all the way
!#*@ !#*@ !#*@

Brakes on big rigs squeal
Making muscles tense
Red lights ahead. Switch lanes with zeal
And miss him by an inch!

Traffic Jam, Traffic Jam
In it every day
How I wish that I were rich
I would buy an aer-o-plane!
Traffic Jam, Traffic Jam
If I had that plane
I would buzz those schmucks below
And be on my merry way


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