We three kings of Orient are
One on a bicycle, one in a car,
One on a scooter blowing his hooter,
Following yonder star.
We three kings of Madison square
Trying to sell this cheap underwear.
Twenty five cents a pair.
We three men of Orient are
Smoking on a rubber cigar.
One was loaded,
Now we're on yonder star.
Optional last line: "Silent Night, Holy Night"
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