The Hymns and Carols of Christmas

The Microsoft Version of Jingle Bells

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Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells" starting with "Dashing thru the snow..."

MIDI / Noteworthy Composer

Nine-tenths of a gig,
Biggest ever seen,
Gosh, this program's big-- MS Word 15!
Comes on ten CDs,
And requires--damn!
Word is fine, but jeez--
60 megs of RAM?!

Oh! Microsoft, Microsoft,
Bloatware all the way!
I've sat here installing Word
Since breakfast yesterday!
Oh! Microsoft, Microsoft,
Moderation, please.
Guess you hadn't noticed:
Four-gig drives don't grow on trees!


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