The Hymns and Carols of Christmas

Hey You! Get Off My House

Bob Rivers

From the CD, More Twisted Christmas, by Bob Rivers & Comedy Corp.

To the tune of "Get Off My Cloud" by the Rolling Stones

Hey You! Get off of My House
hey you, what are you doing there

I'm shivering on a Christmas eve
it's 99 below on my block

and I freeze my stones trying to close the window
wishing that snow would stop

than in flys a cat all dressed in red
carrying a huge torn sack

Weighs 305 he gave my roof line a permenent crack

I said hey you get off my house
I said hey you get down off my house
I said hey you get off my house
don't hang around or else I'll knock you down off my house

those jingle bells were ringin
I said hey get your deer and start flyin

A voice said ho ho
how are you tonight

I said it's three am I don't need toys
I got a machine gun under my bed

so get off of that roof or
I'll blow your candy ass out of that sled

I said hey you get off my house
I said hey you get down off my house
I said hey you get off my house
don't hang around or else I'll knock you down off my house

up on the roof top reigndeers pause
out jumps a swingin Santa Claus
up on the roof top click click click
down to the ground drops stiff St. Nick

I said hey you get off my house
I said hey you get down off my house
I said hey you get off my house
don't hang around or else I'll knock you down off my house

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