Hey You! Get off of My House
hey you, what are you doing there

I'm shivering on a Christmas eve
it's 99 below on my block

and I freeze my stones trying to close the window
wishing that snow would stop

than in flys a cat all dressed in red
carrying a huge torn sack

Weighs 305 he gave my roof line a permenent crack

I said hey you get off my house
I said hey you get down off my house
I said hey you get off my house
don't hang around or else I'll knock you down off my house

those jingle bells were ringin
I said hey get your deer and start flyin

A voice said ho ho
how are you tonight

I said it's three am I don't need toys
I got a machine gun under my bed

so get off of that roof or
I'll blow your candy ass out of that sled

I said hey you get off my house
I said hey you get down off my house
I said hey you get off my house
don't hang around or else I'll knock you down off my house

up on the roof top reigndeers pause
out jumps a swingin Santa Claus
up on the roof top click click click
down to the ground drops stiff St. Nick

I said hey you get off my house
I said hey you get down off my house
I said hey you get off my house
don't hang around or else I'll knock you down off my house