The Hymns and Carols of Christmas

Gil Amelio's Coming to Town!

To The Tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

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You better watch out,
Absurd as it sounds,

'Cause Apple's about
To lose a few pounds—
Gil Amelio's coming to town!

He's making a list,
And trimming the rolls
Of projects that missed
Their revenue goals—
Gil Amelio's coming to town!

He knows what's losing money,
Like eWorld, PowerTalk . . .
You'd better make your project work
Or prepare to take a walk!

Though you follow his lead
Right out the back door,
You know he'll succeed—
He's done it before!
Gil Amelio's coming to town!