Crusty the Spammer
Humor by Mark Roberts
To The Tune of Frosty the Snowman
Crusty the spammer
Was a not-too-clever man
With addresses grepped from abuse newsgroups
He began a porno spam
He must have seen a web page
That promised cash in large amounts
But when he used that stealth mailer
He began to lose accounts!
Oh, Crusty the spammer
Had a learning curve so flat
He was stunned to find that web page gone
When he wanted his money back
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